You can call it jealousy (the phrase “SHIT! Why didn’t I think of that?” comes to mind) or you can call it humbled admiration, either way I have to give a shout out to one of the best sites out there: Kindertrauma. The Kindertrauma crew has given the internet a home for all those repressed memories the underbelly of pop culture has produced. Be it movie, commercial, music video, book, or toy; anything that scared you as a child may be lurking just around the corner at Kindertrauma. What makes Uncle Lucifer and Aunt John’s unsafe creation even more awesome is the Traumafessions where readers relate stories of childhood-destroying encounters with everything from The Shining to Beaker from “The Muppet Show”. They were even kind enough to allow me to air some my own egregious and terrifying memories.